By Jenny Case and Lola Ulvog Respectively In my opinion Neil Peart, Alex Lifeson, and Geddy Lee are gods. Luminaries. Men of wax. In fact, I bet they can all walk on water and turn their blood into wine. They are so cool. If they died they would probably rise from the dead and push … [Read more…]
By Josh Stinson and Jenny Case Trends come and go as time slips through the fingers of civilization. In the past there have been fashions of plenty. Being cool will never go out of style. We have done months of back-breaking research and surveys, and have set up guidelines for you, our faithful readers to … [Read more…]
By Jenny Case Our sluggish women’s issues group found it necessary earlier in the second quarter (December 10th and 11th, to be precise) to part ways with the routine Mini-School life and check out the happening cultural scene in the Twin Cities. Gathering in Dawn Norton’s cramped science office that particular Thursday were Kristie Ennis, … [Read more…]
By Jenny Case Please sir accept my fruit basketPlease of it before it rotsIn return kindly grant her a favorBury our breathing fleshLock them in a steam chamberAs you digest yourWell-nourished motherly loveSmell our armpits can you take itWe fake it when we make itPreaching to all my aborted childrenLike they can hear me, what … [Read more…]
By Jenny Case Even though only four students showed up, this years Rake-a-thon was still a success. We raked the lawn of 88 year old Alida Goldschmidt at 662 Pleasant Street in Excelsior. She has resided there for the past 60 years and is planning to sell before next fall. This is the second year … [Read more…]
By Jenny Case It was the Monday before our big parent conference/ MEA vacation. Instead of our original plans to visit a women’s “correctional” facility, Dawn and Ramona took our women’s issues group to experience the luxuries of second-hand shopping. We (Dawn, Katie Steger, Raeann Rasmussen, Sharon Korzendorfer, Ronilyn Rasmussen, Val Raihl, Rochelle McCabe, Ramona, … [Read more…]
By Jenny Case Actually I don’t know what had been created, but a couple thousand years later He gave us L7. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there have been sightings of an all female band that actually can rock. Clad in flannels and jeans, they call themselves L7 and not only are they anti-lipstick and hairspray, … [Read more…]