By Cory Clay and Tami Olson
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Once again Valentine’s Day will prove to be a failure. You’ll have problems with Randy’s newspaper class, but just sit back and relax. It will all pass.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The love of your life will be extra nice this month. Sit back and take it. It will not happen again for a long time.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21): Things are starting to look up. You’re back in the fast lane and Doug has finally stopped picking on you.
CANCER (June 22-July 22): This month you’ll have trouble finding that special someone. Your self-esteem will be low and you won’t be motivated to come to school. Just remember if you skip that just means one more day in Ramona’s math class before you can graduate.
LEO (July 23-August 22): You’re going to gain 50 pounds this month, but you’re going to be ambitious enough that you want to burn it off. You’ll work extra hard in school, remember graduation is just around the corner.
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): This month is going to fly by for you. You’re going to have a lot of fun, and for once your parents are going to lay off.
LIBRA (September 23-October 22): Girls watch your men. Some of them are going to get into trouble, but be forgiving. Maybe he really does know what love is.
SCORPIO (October 23-November 21): You must be extra nice to your lover this month. Treat them with respect and allow them a mistake. Money is tight this month so be careful.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21): This month will prove to be good. School will fly by and before you know it you’ll be graduating.
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19): This month will be a great one. You’ll want to come to school, and you’ll whiz through all of Randy’s and Doug’s classes. Watch out. New friends are around every corner.
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18): Money will be tight this month. School will prove to be hard. So just move through the best you can.
PISCES (February 19-March 20): This month proves to be a bad one. You and your lover have a lot of problems, but don’t take on too much, and remember not to be hard on your friends.