Top 10 Reasons Why Mainstream is a Drag

By Josh Day

  1. There are no moose jaw bones hanging on the flags.
  2. Too tense.
  3. No fun.
  4. No movies.
  5. School gets out at 2:40.
  6. No trips.
  7. Lots of homework.
  8. No good class discussions.
  9. Health class.
  10. It just is.