Andrea (Hamilton) tells all.
Chris Alexander-Utne- Will knock his head on a rock in the BigFork River, forget who he is and will cut out his dreads- grow it back sandy blond, shop at the Gap and join the Young Republicans.
Kyle Brytenson- Kortnie will finally realize that he’s never going to get out of Mini and break up with him for some educated well dressed yuppie. Kyle, heartbroken will run away to Compton, Arkansas and become a carrot farmer to lead a hermit existence until his cow runs him over to his death.
Cory Clay- Will become the first president coming out of Mini.
Aaron Conner- He will live in Mpls. for the rest of his life as a starving artist- juggling.
Mason Davey- Will finally realize he is Heidi and wear his trip braids everywhere.
Rachael Guffan- Will become more known than Rikki Lake and her talk show will go all the way to Japan.
Andrea Hamilton- Will run away to Gilbert, Arkansas, propose to the cute dead head she asked Doug to bring home for her, buy a house with a white picket fence, have 2-3 kids and a dog named Fido. She will live happily ever after.
Gabe Hargrove- Will graduate!!
Dawn Hesselgrave (sweetie) and Casey Wright (pumpkin)- They will realize they have nothing in common and they hate each other. They will call off the wedding. Casey joins the Navy while Dawn marries some poor bum and lives in a trailer park with nine kids.
Lisa Kopecky- Janis Joplin’s soul will parade through her body and she will live happily as a singing hippie the rest of her life.
Toby Marshal- Will become a rich and famous musician and live as a spoiled brat for ten years until his money runs out, his woman leaves him and he finds himself in jail for killing OJ.
Emily Matejcek- In a freak accident her tongue will get cut off and she will never be able to talk again.
Paul Montemayor- Will be the world’s first man to have 63 wives and 9,000 children.
Matt Morseth- After his exotic dancing career, he will be the next Dylan on 90210 and have millions of teenyboppers chasing him.
Jed Norman- Will stay awake during the day.
Grady Peterson- Will become the first man to live on the colonized moon.
Sothik Prak- Will become a millionaire and live happily ever after, supporting all the poor ex-Mini-Schoolers (and Doug in his old age).
Anna Saclolo- Will become a therapist and counsel teens with drug abuse problems.
Will Schiedler- Will be Cory’s Vice President.
Justin Secor- Will become a bunny breeder.
Christina Sedlak- With no more Dead to follow she will join the Phish entourage and station herself in Oregon.
Chris Smeija- Will be a well-educated suburbanite who drives a nice car with a pretty wife and one child. They will be “normal”.
Phil St Sauver- Is the trailer park bum Dawn will marry after breaking up with Casey.
Chris Wegler- Will become a professor of car anatomy at Harvard.
Alison Young- After her life collapses, she’ll run away to the Buffalo River and find Andrea, will live with her, win the lottery of 40 million build a home and have Mini-School reunions every year at “Doug Land” on the Buffalo River.
Jim Zachman- Will talk.
Bill Zastera- Will come to school awake happy and have a good day.