By David Zytkoskee
- Does Mr. Martinson’s wife choose his bowties?
- Are we playing with or without the basketball nets?
- Can Pugs walk more than 10 feet without doing something outlandishly funny?
- Paper or plastic?
- What color is Alison Young’s hair?
- If you could be any part of the human anatomy, what would you be? Why? (ode to Meatball)
- Black or White?
- What does Jenny Bedford have playing in her walkman?
- Is Doug skipping class?
- If Ramona has a girl, will she name it Lola, if it’s a boy, will she name it Chad, and if she doesn’t know what it is, will she name it Pugsley?