By Leah Shoberg
- Anything.
- Any profanity.
- Do you come from a long line of hall monitors?
- Do you have some sort of genetic problem?
- I have a hard time taking orders from someone half my size.
- Can I bribe you not to write me up.
- I’m sorry, I thought you were a freshman.
- What were you before this job, a prison guard?
- If you think you’re taking me to the office you better think again.
- I’m in Mini-School.