By Kristina Petron
Where do humans fit in? – Gerbil
What’s gonna happen tomorrow? – Jessica Turner
What do you do all day? – Ann Kohman
Why do people suck so much? – Aaron Sapp
Why did you create B.O.? – Aaron Hoerst
Why do bad things happen to good people? – Shelly Smasal
Why don’t people shower? – Elissa Johnson
Why would you curse your fellow woman and let the men get off easy? – Carrie Tiggas
If you could be any fruit in the world what would you be? – Doug Berg
Why did Jerry Garcia die? – Trish Laumann
What would Jesus do? – Casey Bakken
What will it be like after I die? – J.T. Fairborne
Why doesn’t Tri-x have the Mr. T channel? – Jeff Boller
Why is division so hard? – Clare Meyer
Why did I have to wait until I was 51 years old before I found the love of my life? – Joanne Johnston
Why do you lie? – Mark Thole
Why do you have to make women so complicated? – Geno F.
Are you disappointed in me or are you happy with me? – Joe Juranitch
Why am I here? – Steve Kopishke
Why does nicotine feel so good? – Jon Schmidt
Why did you make everything so messed up? – Seth