By Geoff Boller and Maya Diedrich
Josh Shoberg (Kind-of, again)
What are you doing after graduation?
Doing stuff, try and pursue a writing career.
Do you have a cape?
I had one but I left it in a biffy and someone stole it.
Have you ever tipped over a Biffy?
No, but I have been meaning to start.
What was the nastiest or meanest trick you ever played on someone?
I was in 4th grade and I tied a kids shoelaces together, he fell over. I had to
go to the principal’s office where he told me I was a bad kid.
If you were a cartoon character what would you be?
Freakazoid or Earthworm.
Aaron Sapp
What are you doing after you graduate?
Living with my mom.
Do you have a cape?
No, but I have a hand thing no one else does.
What does a hand thing do?
It goes on my hand.
Have you ever tipped a biffy over?
No.
If you were a cartoon character what would be?
Mighty mouse
Aaron Hoerst
What kind of Rollerblades do you have?
Rollerblades Daytonas.
Have you ever tipped over a biffy?
No, but that’s a good idea. I think I’ll do it after school.
What was the nastiest or meanest trick you’ve ever played on someone?
This kid was standing barefoot in front of me and he told me he was a ninja. He turned around and tried to do his ninja skills on me. He stepped in a pile of dog poop that I knew was there.
Rachel Larson
Do you live with your parents?
Yes.
Do you have a cape?
A black velvet one and a plain black one.
Have you ever tipped over a biffy?
Ya, with a truck. We ran into it and drove away. Burned it too.
Was anyone in it?
No. Someone was behind it and almost got crushed.
If you were any cartoon character who would you be?
She-Ra
Can you turn someone into a frog?
Not yet.
Kristina Petron
What is your relation to Brandon?
He is my brother.
Do you have a cape?
No.
Have you ever tipped over a biffy?
See above. (Same truck as Rachel.)
What was the nastiest or meanest thing you ever did to someone?
My brother was sleeping in the basement, I locked him down there and forgot about him.
If you could go anywhere on the planet where would you go?
Jamaica.
Erin Stoltz
Do you have a cape?
No.
Have you ever tipped over a biffy?
Yes, at a park we had a girlfriend of ours in the biffy and we tipped it over. She came out with S@”t all over her face and she was screaming. We had to put her in the trunk. The cops pulled us over and thought we had murdered someone.
Can you turn someone into a frog?
No, but I’ve licked them before.
What is some extra ordinary things you’ve done?
I’ve drank human blood and gone skydiving.
Matt Thompson
Do you own a cape?
Ya, it doesn’t fit me, but I own it.
Have you ever tipped over a biffy?
Yes, to see what would happen.
What is the nastiest or meanest trick you ever played on someone?
Kidnapped someone and dropped them off in Waconia.
Where do you see yourself in 5 yrs.?
In the service.
JoAnne Jonston
Have you ever tipped over a biffy?
Yes.
Do you have a cape?
Yes, but I don’t wear it to school.