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How to Turn Your Ex-Boyfriend Into a Toad

June 1, 1997 by Mini Archives

By Elissa Johnson

WHAT YOU NEED:
-a piece of cloth (like his old shirt)
-a big handful of sandy dirt
-a picture of your ex-boyfriend (or a drawing)
-a darning needle
-a piece of black thread (long)
-some green paint or a green felt tip pen

HOW TO DO IT:
On the night of a full moon, collect your ingredients, and go somewhere you can be undisturbed. Put the cloth flat on a surface. Lay the dirt on top of it, and the picture of your ex. Gather up the sides, with your needle and thread into a sack shape. Take the green paint (or pen) and on the outside of the sack draw the ugliest toad you can. Leave it in the moonlight the whole night long. Then throw it in the garbage.

Or just buy the book, “How to Turn your Ex-Boyfriend into a Toad and other Spells” by Deborah Gray and Athena Starwoman

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