By Kristi Dahl
(Picked from the book “Bumper Sticker Wisdom-The Pulpit Above the Tailpipe”)
In no particular order.
- Happiness is seeing your boss’ picture on the back of a milk carton.
- My kid beat up your honor student.
- My son knocked up your honor student.
- Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks.
- Women have to be in the mood, men just have to be in the room.
- God is coming and is she upset.
- God’s last name is not really Dammit.
- How dense can we get?
- Join the Army; travel to exotic, distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
- Visualize whirled peas.
- Welcome to California now go home.
- I may be fat, but you’re ugly and I can diet.
- Get even die in debt
- Avenge yourself-live long enough to be a problem to your children.
- I may be slow but I’m ahead of you!