By Kyle Brynteson and Kortnie Hansen
Doug Berg- He thought he would sell calendars for the rest of his life, until his family sends him to the Rubber Room at the looney bin. They said all he talked about is 6-foot, 200-pound racoons.
Angie Peterson– When she is 30 she wins the Betty Boop look alike contest.
Booby Lopez- He never gets a haircut, and has the biggest afro in the whole world. The state offers him mega dollars to use it as a squirrel’s nest.
Erik Sturm- He never graduates. He runs to California to become a rap singer. After a few years he gets sued for using Vanilla Ice’s song.
Marcelle Dorenkamp- She becomes a famous actress, and becomes so rich that she and Maya run for president. She doesn’t get elected, but she goes broke because Maya spent all of her money on ads, commercials, and beer.
Mike Ennis- Becomes an opera singer who can’t sing real well, and only makes minimum wage. During one of his acts a stage prop fell on his chest. When he tried to sing it sounded like he had sucked in a lifetime supply of helium. The only way he could keep his job was to dress up like a woman. They also gave him a 25-cent raise.
Mason Davey– He finally graduates in 2001 and goes to clown college. After four years of clown college he graduated and got his certificate. Months later he became Guiedo the Clown and only did kid parties.
Paul Montemayor- Runs to Las Vegas and wins tons of money. He comes back and buys Kyle a new car.
Pat McNutt- He makes a lot of money in the movie business. He gets the part of Forrest Gump in the box office hit “Forrest Gump 2: The Run Home.”
Phil Lynott- Becomes a bass master and goes back to Mini every year for the calendar drive. He sells 150- it’s a Mini-School high! In a freak accident (a big fish ate him) he died.
Sothik Prak- He becomes a professional Drag Queen. He got hired at Deja-Vu, but gets fired after an hour because he didn’t have “The Right Stuff.”
Randy Nelson- Goes crazy after Lynott graduates. He grabs his Mini paddle and goes off robbing banks to buy cheeseburgers for his family.