By Christoph Glowaski
Once there was a great bard and his name was Glenn Danzig. He was not very well-known, and many of those who knew of him feared and disliked him. He did have three companions, though, and together they traveled through the land, singing their morbid message to all of those who would listen. This party was called the Misfits.
Though they were quite successful, Glen decided he wanted to part from the band and form a new one. He named this group Samhain. Throughout their career, Samhain also encountered many who feared and hated them. This was quite all right, though, for Glenn felt that it did not matter how many enemies he had as long as there were those who understood and enjoyed his message.
There came a time, though, when he decided yet again to form a new band. This time he left with Eerie Von, one of the members of his last band. Together with John Christ and Chuck Biscuits, they formed Danzig. Soon they discovered that this would be their most successful action yet.
To this day, Glenn and his burley band of beasts have many enemies, but the number of followers is becoming greater and greater. Glenn still lurks in the dark corners where no one else is brave enough to venture, and his group is stronger than any of his previous attempts. He will reign as King of the Darkside for long after all of the others have been defeated.