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This just in from Mini-Schooler-in-treatment, Mr. Greg Anderson.
Hello Mini School,
How are things going at Mini? I just wanted to write and tell you how I’m doing and to say hi to some of my friends. This place is great. I have my own apartment fully furnished and a block away from the treatment center. I go grocery shopping every week and load up on steak and lobster. There is no curfew so you can be out all night picking up chicks. I have two groups per day. My group in the morning sucks but the group at night is a good one, the councilor is really cool. I’ll be back in school June 5th. Doug, thank you for calling me the day before I left, that was really cool. Say hi to Randy, Lester, and Dawn for me. Give a special hello to Joe and tell him I lost his phone number so I will call to get it. Say hi to Rodney, Dayton, Persson, Tim, tell Coley to slam one for me. Say hi to my Arkansas Trippers, remind Rhett not to lose my N.W.A. tape. Tell Edie that I’m engaged to Melanie. The wedding is July 7th and he is more than welcome to attend. Say hello to Freddy J and anyone else I forgot. I’ve been thinking about J.J. Day, talk to him for me and see if he is willing to do it either June 5th or 6th. I’m going to get him a trophy or something and prepare a little speech for me to read about him. Now you might think I’m kidding but I’m serious about it so talk to him and see if he is willing to come in for it. I will send you an article about treatment soon and I will call soon.
The next Middleweight Champion of the World,
Greg